The KMX Band - Family Portraitz (Secret Bonus Track)

When I was thirteen years old
My dad pushed me off a boat
He said, "this'll make you a man"
"One day you'll understand"
Nearby I could hear my mom
She said, "what the fuck's going on?"
As I fell through the lake
All I could do was say

Everybody jump
Everybody jump
Everybody jump
Everybody jump

Everybody jump
Everybody jump
Everybody jump
Everybody jump

Then when I turned eighteen
I went to Chuck E. Cheese
I ate all their cake and pizza
With the new topping cheeses
But I remembered then
I'm lactose intolerant
They took me to the ER
And they heard me scream from afar

Everybody jump
Everybody jump
Everybody jump
Everybody jump

Everybody jump
Everybody jump
Everybody jump
Everybody jump
Everybody jump
Everybody jump

Written by:
Kevin McKeon

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