KingJuiceBox - scammer of the year

Broken to his house while he was sleeping, stole his debit card
Went to go buy something, it declined, time for the credit card
Punched in all the numbers quickly, but I must've read it wrong
If I ever said I wouldn't scam, I must've said it wrong
He's still sleeping, so I pick up his phone
Point it at his face so I can activate the face ID
I open up his wallet app, use it to pay my fees
His wife just said he got HIV
Double press the off button, open up Apple Pay
Transfer all his money to my phone, yeah, I think I may
I see a wallet on his hip though, take his backup key and send myself all his crypto
He had Bitcoin, Ethereum, and a couple NFTs
It's untraceable, so I don't gotta pay no extra fees
It's untraceable cause I was smart and used a fake ID
I got three for free cause of his face ID
Broken to his house while he was sleeping, stole his debit card
Went to go buy something, it declined, time for the credit card
Punched in all the numbers quickly, but I must've read it wrong
If I ever said I wouldn't scam, I must've said it wrong
If I ever said I wouldn't scam, I must've said it wrong

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Juice Box

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