The Prophet Obblonge - John Hinckley Jr. Day

As a Discordian, I now declare tomorrow, November 30th, to be John Hinckley Jr. Day
This classic American once attempted to assassinate Ronald Reagan because then Jodie Foster would
Totally dig him, man
I did not make any of that up

He was found not guilty by reason of insanity and released from a mental institution in 2016
After shooting but not killing four people, including the American president at the time
Celebrants of this new holiday are encouraged to enact and carry out plans that can only
Be explained by writing it down in pen on the entire front and back of a college-ruled

Piece of notebook paper
Diagrams included only count as attachments
To a true American

As a funny side story to this, a younger 25-ish me once sent a handmade Valentine's Day Card
To a girlfriend containing the lyrics to a Devo song, I Desire
We broke up soon after that as I recall
Years later I would find out that the Devo did not in fact write the lyrics to that song
But paraphrased them from published poetry by John Hinckley Jr

Some things mean something
Some don't
I don't know which category that belongs to

Written by:
Michael Mackenzie

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