Binky - Happy Hour

Cherry lollipop?
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Bandage on knee?
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Bagwine?
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Bread on the passenger seat?
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Whiskey?
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Disposable nappies?
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Driver's license?
Check
Brake lights?
It'll do

I'm in the car with all my friends
Driving my dad's Mercedes-Benz
Went straight through my neighbours fence
Didn't see that massive bend
I'm in the car with all my friends
Driving my dad's Mercedes-Benz
Went straight through my neighbours house
Parked in the middle of the lounge

I've had too much to drink
I need more alcohol, I don't know
Eat some bread mate
You're driving us home right?
Which one of you has the fucking steering wheel?
I've had enough to drink
I've left my Lucozade out the window
Are we there yet?
Don't get upset
I think I've thrown up on the shitting belt buckle

I'm in the car with all my friends
Driving my dad's Mercedes-Benz
Went straight through my neighbours fence
Didn't see that massive bend
I'm in the car with all my friends
Driving my dad's Mercedes-Benz
Went straight through my neighbours house
Parked in the middle of the lounge

You've killed my cat
Smashed up my gaff
Why is there bagwine everywhere?
And bread on the stairs
Sorry wrong house
I meant next door
My mates really hungry
That's what the food is for

Written by:
Dan Guest

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