Michael Gutierrez-May - Disneyland's In Therapy

Mickey Mouse is in the house, he's feeling quite distressed
Donald Duck's run out of luck and acting real depressed
Pluto's in the doghouse, Cinderella's blue
Goofy's shooting up and they don't know what to do

Disneyland's in therapy, learning how to cope
This high-tech world has passed them by and they're strung out on dope
The cost of constant happiness is running very high
Oh, Disneyland's in therapy, learning to get by

Pinocchio keeps telling lies, he's character disordered
He thinks he's Snow White's long-lost son and wants custody court ordered
The seven dwarves you might expect are filing an appeal
Because at least if Snow White has a son, they think he should be real

Disneyland's in therapy, learning how to cope
This high-tech world has passed them by and they're strung out on dope
The cost of constant happiness is running very high
Oh, Disneyland's in therapy, learning to get by

Ron Howard wants to make a film, but they won't give him permission
Poor Sleeping Beauty's overdosed, passed out in the kitchen
But when even Dumbo's getting high, the problem's pretty bad
Oh, I hope that they can use the help. It's hard to see them sad

Disneyland's in therapy, learning how to cope
To cope. To cope
To cope. To cope
This high-tech world has passed them by and they're strung out on dope
The cost of constant happiness is running very high
Oh, Disneyland's in therapy, learning to get by
Disneyland's in therapy, learning to get by
Disney, Disneyland, whatever
Disneyland's in therapy, learning to get by

Hi diddly dee, it's therapy for me

Written by:
Michael Gutierrez

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