Big Weenie Chief - The Ballad Of Bethune

This song goes out to anyone who's lived in downtown Peterborough for way too long
and it's called The Ballad of Bethune
Well, the crackheads and the hookers are all out on Bethune
The scooter lady and the drunk are getting a room

The playgrounds are full of dirty needles and old socks
There's cocaine all over every bathroom that we got
Who the fuck would want to live in Peterborough
I don't know, but I never want to leave

Come waste away with me in Peterborough
Peterborough is open every night
Fuck you, I'm never leaving Peterborough
Peterborough is where I want to die

Well, there's a homeless meth head outside El Camino's
Yelling shakalaka rolling in the street
There's a 20-person brawl outside the Whistle Stop
There's a drunk girl puking in her poutine

How fucking greasy is Peterborough
Can't be worse than the Red Dog bathroom
2, 3, come
Waste away with me in Peterborough

Peterborough is open every night
Fuck you, I'm never leaving Peterborough
Peterborough is where I want to die
Everybody's chain-smoking at the bus stop

Wearing fleece pajama pants at 3pm
Dougies sweeping butts and Andre's taking orders for a smoke run
Rest in peace, Andre
And it's a ladies' night down at the White House

Male strippers are coming to town
Waste away with me in Peterborough
Peterborough is open every night
Fuck you, I'm never leaving Peterborough

Peterborough is where I want to die
Oh, Peterborough
Oh, Peterborough is where I'm gonna die
Thank you, Oshawa

Written by:
John Doe

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