Third Rate - FTB

The Beatles' greatest hits
In John's chest I count six
Don't start throwing fits cause
It's the first show where Nana showed her once perky tits
No this ain't a fucking bit, your music sounds like blues
Took a fat shit

Talking about, I ain't wanna hold your hand
Bitch, how the fuck are y'all even a band
Gonna make a pool of your livers just to prevent the slightest sliver That you're voted most
Likely to make the girls and boys shiver

Float the rest of your body down the river,
Start the end of this prelude
When she finds you on the bank, bloody and nude,
That'd be a great time for a final
Hey Jude

You may think that John and George are up in heaven,
But they've been in hell with Paul since 1967
Fuck the Beatles
Fuck the Beatles
Fuck the Beatles

Fuck the Beatles

Here's some quick tips to become the next big click
Find an oppressed culture and water it down a bit
Now sell that shit to the people who used to hate it
After a couple albums, congratulations, you've made it!
Get your band together, sit down, do some acid
Break the band apart because your dick's never flaccid
Then when you're dead, your work becomes a classic
Am I the only person thinks imagine is sarcastic

Oh my god
Why's Third Rate so mean
Bitch get the fuck on out your yellow submarine
Come back up to the surface
So we can show you that your favorite band
Is just fuckin worthless

Now don't get mad, drive off and lose your head
It's not my fault Yoko Ono's so good in bed
I'm staining Abbey Road a dark shade of red
So go ahead
Write your letter
Stopping my parole won't help Lennon get better
Fuck the Beatles

Fuck the Beatles

You may think that John and George are up in heaven,
But they've been in hell with Paul since 1967
Fuck the Beatles
Fuck the Beatles
Fuck the Beatles

Fuck

Fuck the Beatles

I don't mean this with full sincerity
The Beatles were a good band that dropped variety and clarity
On an otherwise dull culture, see?
But it's a fuckin' mystery
How could they be the greatest rock band in history
How does their popularity automatically pollute
a populace's own popular sovereignty
It just isn't clear to me

Now if y'all are sad because I cut too deep
I'll play my guitar while you gently weep

Written by:
Jack Perras, Nolan Drake, Saide Gerrity

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