Race Ricketts - No Cowboy

Well I ain't no cowboy
I don't wear no hat
I don't punch no cattle
Or put hot iron to ass
I'm no vaquero
I'm no top hand
I'm no John Wayne or the Marlboro Man
'Cause I ain't no cowboy
Gas is up three-fifty
And I'm running on 'E'
Guess I gotta quit driving
Use my own two feet
It's times like these
I wish I rode an old paint
But you can't afford a filly
On musician's pay
'Cause I ain't no cowboy
I don't wear no hat
I don't punch no cattle
Or put hot iron to ass
I'm no vaquero
I'm no top hand
I'm no John Wayne or the Marlboro Man
'Cause I ain't no cowboy
I don't haul no trailer
And I don't haul hay
I couldn't tell you if it's felt or straw season
I couldn't care either way
But we ain't so different
No, truth be told
We both think buckle bunnies are hot
And drink our yellow bellies rodeo cold
'Cause I ain't no cowboy
I don't wear no hat
I don't punch no cattle
Or put hot iron to ass
I'm no vaquero
I'm no top hand
I'm no John Wayne or the Marlboro Man
'Cause I ain't no cowboy
Well I ain't no cowboy
But I like football
But the ones in Dallas
Oh they just piss me off
Get me believing
We're going all the way this year
Then it's a first-round exit
This shit ain't fair
'Cause I ain't no cowboy
I don't wear no hat
I don't punch no cattle
Or put hot iron to ass
I'm no vaquero
I'm no top hand
I'm no John Wayne or the Marlboro Man
'Cause I ain't no cowboy
Wish I's a little less high strung
Wish I's a little more free
A little more like you friend
And a whole lot less like me
Maybe I should've been a cowboy
I never learn my lesson
But if it ain't too late
Think I'll change my profession
Maybe I should've been a cowboy
I should've worn those hats
Should've punched some cattle
Or put hot iron to ass
Like an old vaquero
A chance to be top hand
Like John Wayne or the Marlboro Man
Just like John Wayne or the Marlboro Man
You'll call me John Wayne or the Marlboro Man
But I ain't no cowboy

Written by:
Race Ricketts

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