Captain Chemical, Medicine Man, F. Scott Whipple, Hozzy Hashbourne and Tracy Cloud - Barbie's Having a Bad Day

Long blonde hair, she’s thin and tall
This woman is for real a doll
Her clothes are great but something’s wrong
Legs unnaturally long
She really likes this guy named Ken
But he would rather be with men
He is buff and she is supple
They seem just like the perfect couple

Barbie’s having a bad day
Started when she found out Ken was gay
Even Midge can’t cheer Barb up
Because Midge got herself knocked up
Barbie’s having a bad day
Got a few too many bills to pay
It just feels like her life is sinking
She’s gonna have to take up drinking

When she found out Ken’s not straight
Barbie went out on a date
She thought she found the perfect man, though
The dude turned out to be like Rambo
Skipper met Scooter at their school
Got bullied by some dirtbag fool
They threw punches and won the fight
But now they’re in prison for the night

Barbie’s having a bad day
Started when she found out Ken was gay
Even Midge can’t cheer Barb up
Because Midge got herself knocked up
Barbie’s having a bad day
Got a few too many bills to pay
It just feels like her life is sinking
She’s gonna have to take up drinking

[guitar lead]

Maybe things will turn around
When Barbie’s got her sorrows drowned
It’s like her karma’s run amok
This poor girl needs a shot of luck
Barbie’s under lots of stress
It’s way far worse than PMS
Her whole world is going wrong
She’s in a Captain Chemical song!

Barbie’s having a bad day
Started when she found out Ken was gay
Even Midge can’t cheer Barb up
Because Midge got herself knocked up
Barbie’s having a bad day
Got a few too many bills to pay
It just feels like her life is sinking
She’s gonna have to take up drinking

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