Stromboli Noodle - Stromboli King

Let's hear it one more time, one more time, one more time for the king!

I get what I want, chopping you down exposing the tree trunk, open you up
But you don't have any annual growth rings cause you're dead in a day
Now your girls outside bringing in my groceries
Addicted to my dick, lickin' it like licorice
Eatin' it up, how many licks to the center of my dick lollipop?
"Stromboli you're gross", but I won't stop
Forget a pin and a pad, I write my songs in Google Docs
Your wife could be married for fifty years, she'd still get me and you flip-flopped
My dick drops on 'em hops on and hops off, like Benny giving her masseltop
How many girls I got? It's a lot
How many people want to be me right now?
How many people wishin' they were made of money like wow?
Like what? Like how?
Did you go from here to there came up outta nowhere?
Cause my diss never missed, I knock you, ten pale rednecks down, I'm bowling a spare
And now my manager is unhappy, but I don't care
I'm the supervillain of dummy rap, steal your girl bring her back to my lair
"But Stromboli that hardly seems fair"

One more time

No one was prepared for the man man who carries his haters by their hair
Then send them with my gam gam down the stair
Cause I'm full of laughter and hysteria I'm breaking down barriers, cause I'm making music for the whole family Husband and wife were living happily until Stromboli came by solely to disrupt your marriage matrimony
I'm kicked out of the ceremony, but you're like Jeff you're so far blow me
But what do you expect from the King?

Stromboli King
You're clinging to the King Stromboli
Stromboli King
You're wishin' you were me Stromboli
Stromboli King
You're clinging to the King Stromboli
Stromboli King
You're wishin' you were me Stromboli
Stromboli King
Yeah, Stromboli King, yeah

I'm king you're my peasant, can we try to make this pleasant? Diss me I'll hunt you like sport and you're pheasant
You should be more hesitant for when I'm mad I vent and don't expect any repentance
You had your moment and now it's over. You've been out in the cold for a minute, but revenge is best served that way isn't it?
No lying just listen, I'm an ass man like Kramer and my girl is packin', but every King needs his dragon (She's got a wagon)
This is my kingdom and there's no way that I'ma leaving, I got my team backin' me up, not in a gay way in a straightway
That reminds me I should update you on the Stromboli team
You have my manager JP, my hypeman Benny, Ryan's my critic, Austins the street meat you know we've been hitting it, Jon, he's my marketer and media manager, oh and Dillon I can't forget my court jester
Yeah so that's it, you wish so badly you could be a part of it
Cause I'm Stromboli King

Stromboli King
You're clinging to the King Stromboli
Stromboli King
You're wishin' you were me Stromboli
Stromboli King
You're clinging to the King Stromboli
Stromboli King
You're wishin' you were me Stromboli
Stromboli King
Yeah, Stromboli King, yeah

Knock knock hit 'em with it

I feel like I'm finally coming into my own as a rapper, I feel like I could finally take a crap on any rapper, quit calling me a rapper call me a rapper crapper
I'm unwrapping you like I had to, like this was a test and I needed to pass to get of this class
But I'm in a class of my own, I'm grown. And I'm pulling you weeds out the grass, Chris Pratt, cause I'm Garden the Galaxy
Alexcy whilexy everyone loving my album see me at the Grammys winning everything they can give to me, including categories I shouldn't be allowed in like country or something
I'm Bible-toting Bible-quoting, idol hope is what you got most, the host with the most, Jeff Probst
That's the second Survivor reference already, I've been more immature then Benjamin Button will be
Oh well, you will see me later, and don't expect me to be rude (Sike!)

Stromboli King
You're clinging to the King Stromboli
Stromboli King
You're wishin' you were me Stromboli, yeah
Stromboli King
You're clinging to the King Stromboli
Stromboli King
You're wishin' you were me Stromboli
Stromboli King
Yeah, Stromboli King, yeah

Stromboli Kind you wishin' you were me Stromboli King, Stromboli King

Written by:
Stromboli Noodle

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