John Candy - Alex Jr. In The Mirror

Alex jr, oh Alex jr
Tell me something I don't know
Alex jr, oh Alex jr
It's been months, will you still grow?
Alex jr, Alex jr on the wall
Grant me three wishes
I wish for Taylor to fall
For swift to be converted to ashes

It's been a while since Eminem was a blond
Also since Michael Jackson could moonwalk
It's been a long, long time since I could talk
It's also been a while since you were a bond
You were a bond in a package of blue balloons
Likely bought from either Amazon or party city
I don't know if I sound like a fancy or a fool
Never fear, for we know who deserves no pity.

Alex jr, did you watch the Super Bowl?
Me neither, but my experience was ruined
I wanted to see men running in a field
Instead I saw Taylor swift kissing her boyfriend in the open
That are my three wishes
Will you grant them for me?
I will cook you delicious dishes
Rice covered in cheese

Written by:
Alex Kavanagh

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