The Chugs - All Hamm's On Deck

I don't wanna waste
My precious time, yeah
With a beer that needs
A glass and a lime, yeah
I just wanna waste
My whole damn day
Drinking something that
Tastes like I don't get paid
All Hamm's On Deck
All Hamm's On Deck
I don't wanna sip
Your ten dollar tripel
And I don't wanna
Touch your IPA
I just wanna chug
A cheap pack of thirty
From the land of Sky Blue Waters
All goddamn day
Yeah, I don't wanna get
Top-shelf tipsy
I got all I need
Inside of my coat
I just wanna find
My can of old Hamm's
And dump it all down
My goddamn throat
All Hamm's On Deck
All Hamm's On Deck
I just wanna get
Sloppy on a budget, baby
Yeah, I wanna get
Messy for less
I don't care if I
Spill half the can
I wanna dump it
All over my chin and chest
Bring us all of that
Premium classic
Tell the distributor
To stop at my street
And fill my pool
With Hamm's and friends
And while we guzzle
Feel its glory
From our heads to our feet, yeah
All Hamm's On Deck
All Hamm's On Deck
I think we're gonna need
A bigger pool, baby
And I think we're gonna need
A couple more trucks
Filled with every single Hamm's
In this whole damn city
And it's only gonna cost me
A couple of bucks
A couple of bucks
I think we're gonna need
A bigger pool, baby
We drank it down
And now we're only covered
Up to our necks
If you need another pair
Put your hands in the air
Come on, chuck 'em, baby
All Hamm's On Deck
All Hamm's On Deck
All Hamm's On Deck

Written by:
Sam Kuban, Scott Wambach, Brian Harding

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