The Chugs - Real Dads Drink Hamm's

Lookin' in the fridge
I got a Feeling
That the thirty pack's
Not full anymore
I'm lookin' at the kid
Yeah, I got a feeling
That he knows I know
I'm down three or four
Real dads drink Hamm's
Real dads drink Hamm's
Real dads drink Hamm's, baby
Real dads drink Hamm's
I made my son mow the lawn
He did a piss-poor job
And baby, half the
Landscaping is gone
But it's okay
Cause it'll piss of the the neighbor
And I think I
Kind of like it that way
Real dads drink Hamm's
Real dads drink Hamm's
Yeah, all the real dads
Are drinking Hamm's
These days, baby
Real dads drink Hamm's
The neighbor's shakin' his head
What a prick
With one hand on his hip
While he's sipping on an IPA
It makes me sick
You don't drink that shit
And you don't
Look at my son that way
Real dads drink Hamm's
Real dads drink Hamm's
Yeah, all the real dads
Are drinking Hamm's
These days, baby
Real dads drink Hamm's
My rage burns like a torch
But the can of sky blue water
In my hand is
Stoppin' me from a fight
I yell from the porch
That if you're gonna be like that
You're uninvited from
My party tonight
Real dads drink Hamm's
Real dads drink Hamm's
Yeah, all the real dads
Are drinking Hamm's
These days, baby
Real dads drink Hamm's
We're chillin' out by the pool
All the barbeque and bodies
Are glistenin' the Hammerican way
But I can't stop thinking
About that fool
He's gonna get
What he deserves
By the end
Of this glorious day
Burn down his house
Real dads drink Hamm's
Burn down his house
Real dads drink Hamm's
Burn down his house
Real dads drink Hamm's
Burn down his house
Real dads drink Hamm's
Burn down his house
Real dads drink Hamm's
Burn down his house
Real dads drink Hamm's
Burn down his house
Real dads drink Hamm's
Burn down his house
Real dads drink Hamm's
Burn down his house
Real dads drink Hamm's
Burn down his house
Real dads drink Hamm's
Burn down his house
Real dads drink Hamm's
Burn down his house
Real dads drink Hamm's
Burn down his house
Real dads drink Hamm's
Burn down his house
Real dads drink Hamm's
Burn down his house
Real dads drink Hamm's
Burn down his house

Written by:
Sam Kuban, Scott Wambach, Brian Harding

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