Chloe Moonstone - Mrs Perfect

I was the kind of girl who always got picked first for the cheerleading team
I was the kind of girl who never got a blemish unless it rubbed off on me
Got married at 26, cause they only put a ring on the most perfect thing
My house gets featured in country life. I bet you wish I was your wife
Cause I am Mrs. Perfect. Perfect teeth, perfect tits, perfect lips, and I'm au naturale bitch
I am Mrs. Perfect. Perfect house, perfect man, perfect kids, you won't catch us on benefits
Sometimes I get a little wild with a glass of Dom Perignon
Cause it can be hard sometimes when a little puff of gas escapes such a fine ass
I have to try extra hard to convince these fools I'm only human too
So please don't have it out for me. I cannot help being born so perfectly
I'll procreate cause it is my duty being this queen of fertility
Cause I am Mrs. Perfect. Perfect teeth, perfect tits, perfect lips, my body is iconic
Yes, I am Mrs. Perfect. Perfect brains, perfect eggs, perfect legs, a domestic goddess
And yes, those rumors are true. We bake cakes for the president
Cause my sweets won't make you fat. Just look at me, I'm sheer proof of that
I am Mrs. Perfect. Perfect teeth, perfect tits, perfect lips, it's au naturale
Yes, I am Mrs. Perfect. Perfect house, perfect man, perfect kids, you won't catch us on benefits
I am Mrs. Perfect. Perfect brains, perfect eggs, perfect legs, a domestic goddess
Yes, I am Mrs. Perfect. Perfect teeth, perfect tits, perfect lips
I'm born just like this. I'm born just like this
I'm born just like this. I'm born just like this

Written by:
Chloe Noonan

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