My Loving Tiger - Cupboard Wars

A clumsy assistant
Makes coffee cups
Contemplate funeral arrangements
Can I take a message

A smoking attendant
Makes customers
Incredibly incredibly nervous
I hope you have insurance

I'm majoring in
Metaphors for
Real life situations
I've been counseled along
There are charts that say I'm wrong
Do I believe them

A cross eyed framer
Makes inspectors
Worry about sound construction

Pencils, plans, and permits
Have you seen my hammer

I'm majoring in
Metaphors for
Real life situations
I've been counseled along
There are charts that say I'm wrong
Do I believe them

I seem to be without
A real world application
Is there anyone to help
Me with the skills I am lacking

Written by:
Justin Malzahn

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