Frankie Longfellow - I'd Buy Viagra, But It Ain't Been Invented Yet

In a smoke-filled room
Where the whiskey pours
I sit all alone
With a heart full of remorse
She used to crave my touch
Like a burning flame
But now she's cold as ice
No desire remains

I try to please her
In every way I can
But I see the disappointment in her eyes
I'm a broken man
I'd buy the miracle blue pill
And then we'd slam
But Viagra hasn't been invented yet
Oh how I'm damned

Oh
The miracle blue pill
just swallow and have some thrills
Meant for guys like me who've lost their skill
And the tinglings all gone cause I'm over the hill
Viagra
I'd buy you today to up my pride
Viagra
To keep my wife satisfied
Viagra
But you won't be around for forty years flat
Viagra
Why do you gotta do me like that

So I'll continue to suffer with this wet noodle
Sex, no thanks, I'd rather walk my poodle
The wife seems to be eyein up the neighbor
Keep waitin for her to bring me divorce papers
She still has desires I can't deny that
Even though she's eighty she's a sexual acrobat

Oh
The miracle blue pill
Just swallow and have some thrills
Meant for guys like me who've lost their skill
And the tinglings all gone cause I'm over the hill
Viagra
I'd buy you today to up my pride
Viagra
To keep my wife sexual acrobat

Oh
The miracle blue pill
Just swallow and have some thrills
Meant for guys like me who've lost their skill
And the tinglings all gone cause I'm over the hill
Viagra
I'd buy you today to up my pride
Viagra
To keep my wife s

Viagra
Oh
The miracle blue pill
Just swallow and have some thrills
Meant for guys like me who've lost their skill
And the tinglings all gone cause I'm over the hill
Viagra
Oh
I'd buy you today to up my pride
Viagra
Oh
To keep my wife satisfied
Viagra
Oh
But you won't be around for forty years flat
Viagra
Oh
Why do you gotta do me like that
Viagra why do you gotta do me like that

Written by:
John Davis

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