Don McCollom - Gumby Beach

Gumby's on the beach
They're bumping into everyone
Turning white to pink
They Spent too long in the sun

Splashing in the surf
While floating on their water wings
Tracking too much sand
On towels that everybody brings

Baba shit kookalou shnitzo on my butthole too
Why Do they come here
Wow this keeps happening
Now have I paid my debt
No it's Gumby beach

Gumby's playing ball
throwing it everywhere
Half the time they fall
Or tangle in my beach chair

Stepping on a shell
Or screaming at the ocean birds
Paradise or hell
It's hard for me to find the words

Alla bobba beanie weeny sandy crack in my bikini
Why do they come here
Wow this keeps happening
Now have I paid my debt
No it's Gumby beach

Gumby's dropping trash
And messing up the ocean view
castle was a smash
Until they kicked it with their shoe

Ruining everything
But having such a good time
Jelly fish sting
No Justice for their silly crime

Tasty treat and mustard hands Jelly bean with swollen glands
Why do they come here
Wow this keeps happening
Now have I paid my debt
No it's Gumby beach

Gumby's screaming loud
With everything they try to do
Now they are a crowd
My souls is gone for that is true

Will they go away
Not likely they are moving in
Hope a rainy day
Will send them packing out again

Circle jerk with Peter Pan lost my hamster in the sand
Why do they come here
Wow this keeps happening
Now have I paid my debt
No it's Gumby beach

Written by:
Donald Matthew McCollom

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