Clamp Cable News - Joe Dante / Leonard Maltin

Yo, Leonard Maltin, thought you were my bro,
But you stabbed me in the back, man, how could you go so low?
Called my Gremlins "icky," said it was "gross,"
Two stars? That's weak, from someone who should know.

I poured my heart in, created somethin' fresh,
But you trashed it on the screen, left our friendship in a mess.
Thought you knew better, with your critic clout,
But all you did was spit some venom, now it's time to call you out.

Yo, Leonard, this is war, no more friendly talk,
You crossed the line, now I'm here to rock.
You dissed my Gremlins, and that was a sin,
So in Gremlins 2, I let 'em do you in!

You sat there smug, with your review in hand,
Didn't see it comin', when my Gremlins took a stand.
You thought you were safe, but you missed the plot,
Now you're in my world, and it's getting hot.

You read your lines, thought it was a joke,
But when the Gremlins grabbed you, did you start to choke?
You should've known better than to mess with me,
Now you're just a cautionary tale on the big screen.

Yo, Leonard, this is war, no more friendly talk,
You crossed the line, now I'm here to rock.
You dissed my Gremlins, and that was a sin,
So in Gremlins 2, I let 'em do you in!

Next time you wanna critique, think twice,
'Cause my Gremlins and I, we don't play nice.
You thought you were clever, thought you'd win the fight,
But I got the last laugh-Leonard, goodnight!

Written by:
Daniel Clamp

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