Digital Music Master - I Love Beer Pong

We need a table, pull your door off the hinge
Already tipsy, but we bout to binge
Crack two beers, cheers, and pour em' in
Line up the cups, lets make some new friends

Stare down, see who goes first
Hope your ready, to quench your thirst
Count it down, 3-2-1 GO!
With eye contact, we both throw

Let me be clear, I'm gonna put my balls in your foamy beer
Let's get this right, I'm gonna dunk my balls in your beer all night

I hold my drink to the sky, while I sing this song!
I came to play, I always say, I love beer pong!

Two in a row, "Heatin' up!"
I'm on FIRE, when I sink the cup
Throw after throw, you ain't keepin up
Beer after beer, you be drinkin' up

Let me be clear, I'm gonna put my balls in your foamy beer
Let's get this right, I'm gonna dunk my balls in your beer all night

I hold my drink to the sky, while I sing this song!
I came to play, I always say, I love beer pong!

The girls look good, and their all so drunk
Twerkin' hard, their badunkadunks
I can't help myself, their all so damn pretty
Pullin up their shirts, Floppin' out them titties!

Let me be clear, I'm gonna put my balls in your foamy beer
Let's get this right, I'm gonna dunk my balls in your beer all night

I hold my drink to the sky, while I sing this song!
I came to play, I always say, I love beer pong!

Sink another shot, pull the red solo
Slam another drink, screamin' "Yolo!"
Talk a lot of mess, but you know what?
You drank too much, now go throw up!
Hey there bud, you better wash your balls
I find dirt in my beer, I'm gonna be appalled

Have some respect, you know what I mean
Throwin' balls round' me, you better keep em' clean

Let me be clear, I'm gonna put my balls in your foamy beer
Let's get this right, I'm gonna dunk my balls in your beer all night

I hold my drink to the sky, while I sing this song!
I came to play, I always say, I love beer pong!

One last target, on your side of the table
Toss my ball, when it lands see that its fatal
Now to the beer bong, the game has ended
Losers suck beer, while the winners send it!

Like speed dating, we need new opponents
You were never gonna beat us, and now you know it
Thanks for playin', go practice and reflect
We grab more beers, and we're on to the next!

Let me be clear, I'm gonna put my balls in your foamy beer
Let's get this right, I'm gonna dunk my balls in your beer all night

I hold my drink to the sky, while I sing this song!
I came to play, I always say, I love beer pong!

Written by:
Nick Althiser

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Lyrics © Too Lost LLC

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