Road Apples McGee - Rowdy Jedi Polka

It's the Corellia Oktoberfest, the biggest bash in town,
The beer was flowing freely, and the aliens gathered 'round,
But then the doors swung open, with a glow of blue and green,
A gang of tipsy Jedis made a mess of the whole scene!

The Jedis at the beer tent, causing quite a show,
Swinging 'round their lightsabers, putting on a glow,
They drank too much Corellian ale, now they're out of hand,
The Jedis at the beer tent, they're banned from every land!

One Jedi spilled his stein, then used the Force to clean,
But he knocked out half the table, and the droids got really mean,
Another did some mind tricks, trying to skip the line,
He said, "You'll pour me more ale!" But the barkeep was a swine!

The Jedis at the beer tent, sloshed and out of sync,
Force-pushing all the servers while reaching for a drink,
They chugged their steins, and sang out loud, making quite a scene,
The Jedis at the beer tent, the rowdiest ever seen!

One tried to levitate his brew, but dropped it in his lap,
Another tried a saber duel, and ruined every tap!
The aliens were grumbling, "Get them out of here!"
But Yoda stood upon the bar and ordered one more beer!

The Jedis at the beer tent, causing quite a show,
Dueling with their lightsabers, and making the ale flow,
They drank too much Corellian ale, now they're out of hand,
The Jedis at the beer tent, they're banned from every land!

Now Han was sitting quietly, just trying to enjoy,
When Obi-Wan knocked over, his favorite drinking droid,
The Wookiees were all laughing, the Ewoks joined in too,
As Leia shouted "Enough of this!" and spilled her pint of brew!

The Jedis at the beer tent, sloshed and out of sync,
Force-pulling all the tankards while asking for more drink,
They partied hard, they sang off-key, causing quite a scene,
The Jedis at the beer tent, the rowdiest ever seen!

The tent was in a frenzy, with sabers flashing bright,
And just as dawn was breaking, the Jedis said goodnight,
But next year they'll be back again, for one more round of cheer,
At the Corellian Oktoberfest - may the Force bring them more beer

Written by:
Lee Lorenz

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