Pickles - In Jarebear We Trust (feat. CuteBall)

This goes out to a very special man
You may know him as the god of BOM's
The wisdom of East Texas
Or the Sulphur Springs slinger
Double S baby
But we know him simply
As Jared Barnett
J-Rod
This one's for you

You'll never match him
He's sitting and laughing
He's watching it fall
The big wrecking ball
The homie is tall
And he knows it all
He's eating like snackin
So start all the clapping
Then hand him him a napkin
Cause he's never slacking
I've been
Calling him Jarebear
He's bright like a big glare
He sits on his throne
He's setting the tone
The Minds getting blown
The king knows his stuff
You know that he's tough
Got eyes like a eagle
He fights against evil
And he's here for the people
You better
watch out for the fact check
And then write him a fat check
The name of the game
Precision and fame
respect on the name
Jared the brain
More swagger than biggie
More corporate than Mickey
His keys never sticky
More bear than a grizzly
He'll beat on that drumset
Make you think that he's upset
Don't get on his bad side
Now he's not like the bad guys
But he's taking you down
He's loving your frown
He's whiter than teeth
He cooks in his sleep
He's working the mouse
He's flipping the house
His stories are neat
His smile is sweet
Still The man is a menace
And I'm his apprentice

He's simply the best
So call him the goat
He's teaching the rest
And still never gloats
His throne is a lowboy
Delmia's a play toy
And his biggest fans
Know Jared's the man

You know that he's hating government
Cuz he knows where the money spent
The man's got fast hands
And he's fixing the bad plans
He'll press and undo
Point all of your issues
You'll cry and ask why
Jared being a mean guy
He'll laugh and show you
Then he'll hand you a tissue
The man's mind is more like a crucible
Listen close and he'll make you more useful
I count myself lucky to know such a cool dude
If he stepped on your toes then you've been rude
More open than models who sit there so still but are still nude
If you fail then he's calling you wack
His soul is more full than my sack
More real than a big heart attack
you know that the bros got ur back.

He's simply the best
So call him the goat
He's teaching the rest
And still never gloats
His throne is a lowboy
Delmia's a play toy
And his biggest fans
Know Jared's the man

I remember it like it was yesterday
Walked in fresh like a stray
Sat down with you for this interview
As you talked and explained I just thought hmm
It was between me and Miss Karen
You wanted us both so a plan you started spellin
Sound like a cool dude, hoping we can work together
Soon I got a phone call during the cold weather
I am a DC Team Member, a dream come true
I was nervous on the outside but I always knew
I love you
Me and you baby workin the BOM
Every morning we'd have those long calm
Conversations, about our life and your stories
Then Eric got hired in all of his glory
Flipped our work life upside down, who knew
Even though I was stressed I would push on through
Outlasted em all in the department
We all sit here and know you won't depart when Times get hard and
People seem to come and go on
You get attached and then they gone
You get frustrated and lash out On the boy zach when he puts his 2 weeks in
Just take it nice and slow J you'll be okay then
You made me who I am today at DC
Jared you're my hero I know that you'd agree
My number one since the first day
I sat and quickly learned that

He's simply the best
So call him the goat
He's teaching the rest
And still never gloats
His throne is a lowboy
Delmia's a play toy
And his biggest fans
Know Jared's the man

Written by:
Dylan Ingram, Zachary Zapata

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