Beldon Haigh - White House Meltdown

A time to reflect
On the all the bigly things I've done
Elections I've won
More than anyone

A time to enjoy
Winning the Christmas games
I always win, it's always the same
In golf and in life, more than anyone

Mother earth can keep on chocking
Power stations smoking
We need that electricity
For the lights on the Christmas tree

We're gonna have a White House Meltdown Christmas day
Gonna find a Kremlin gremlin hiding in your sleigh
Gonna have a Pyong Yang ding dong Hogmanay
Gonna have a White House Meltdown Christmas Day

Good times with friends
Enjoying the weapons we bought
The nations we fought
All of those ignorant people we taught

And opening crackers
With old school sexist jokes in them
Winding the clock back
Making America great again

Everybody keep on spending
All keep on pretending
And if Santa really cared, he'd be taking his sleigh to the polar bears

We're gonna have a White House Meltdown Christmas day
Gonna find a Kremlin gremlin hiding in your sleigh
Gonna have a Pyong Yang ding dong Hogmanay
Gonna have a White House Meltdown Christmas Day

And for just one day in the year
There'll be no investigation
I'll tweet and sip my ginger beer
And inspire our great nation

We're gonna have a White House Meltdown Christmas day
Gonna find a Kremlin gremlin hiding in your sleigh
Gonna have a Pyong Yang ding dong Hogmanay
Gonna have a White House Meltdown Christmas Day.

We did it folks
It's Christmas
I brought it to ya
Nobody else can bring it to ya
Nobody else does Christmas like me
Nobody else knows Christmas like me
Nobody else can bring a White Christmas to ya
I can even bring a dark Christmas to ya
I give you any kind of colour of Christmas ok?
Just leave it to me
I can do that
I did that already
I did it twice already
Was that good?

Why wasn't I in the band
Why couldn't it have been me
I sent them a demo tape
Kim Jong Un absolutely useless, his hands are tiny
And Vladimir Putin on drums, what does he know about music? he knows nothing
And Trump? Trump is just some kind of joke

It absolutely should have been me
It should have been me
It should have been me

Merry blasted Christmas.

Written by:
Jimmy Green, Beldon Haigh

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Lyrics © Sentric Music

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