Doctor Destruction - Cosmos 105.7 (Skit 2)

And we're back
It's your DJ host with the most
Kyle, you're locked in to Cosmos Radio
And we're here with the man himself

Doctor Destruction, so what the people have really wanted to know is
Why have you been destroying our universe?
(Seriously bro? Are you not listening to this album that I'm creating
And releasing as I'm simultaneously destroying shit?)
Well yeah, sure
(Well I talk about it in my lyrics
Why do radio people ask the stupidest fucking questions man?)
Well we're simply trying to clarify for our listeners
Who don't know these things Doc
(Because my girlfriend Sharon broke up with me, alright
Well like, you know I couldn't take it
So I've been using wormhole technology
That I created in my mom's basement back in the day
To travel to alternate universes, and destroy them all
To seek revenge on an infinite number of Sharons
That have or haven't broken my heart)
Dude that's fucked up
(I know)
Okay, so what about the original Sharon, is she aware?
(Of course not)
So what about-
(Ay, fuck y'all man alright, I got planets to destroy
And songs to release, I'm out, fuck the Cosmos)

Uh, well I'm sure Carl Sagan is rolling over in his grave
Stay tune folks as we give you minute to minute updates
On Doc D's impending rampage, you're locked into the Cosmos

If I tell you, if I tell you now
Will you keep on
Will you keep on loving me?
If I tell you
If I tell you how I feel
Will you keep bringing out the best in me?

Written by:
Doctor Destruction, Helen Adu, Martin Ditcham

Publisher:
Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC

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