Frankie Moreno - The Masturbation Song

What is wrong with me? I just can't believe|How every girl I meet won't go out with me|My lines are right on cue, I sport a sweet ass do|But every time they walk right through me||Won't you give me a try instead of a goodbye|I'll take you for a ride, my car is pretty fly|Don't deny me until you try me|Come along with me to my double bed and she said||You have a fucked up mind|You must think that I'm blind|Get out of my face or I'll call the police||(chorus)|Every time I Fall |I just get back up and try it all over again|And I know |Even though I try real hard I can't always win|I can see that you're no help|I'll do it by myself||A dirty magazine, a little vasoline|Make sure my hand is clean, you know what I mean|I'll make the bald man cry, I need to satisfy|Cause all alone is really getting boring||Charge my cell phone, splash on cheap cologne|Let it be known I'm going to her home|I'll give her one more shot to show her what I got |Does she want it or not|Then she says to me again||You have a fucked up mind|You must think that I'm blind|Get out of my face or I'll call the police||(repeat chorus)||||

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