Wite Stud - The Package

MMM I have to go now
This song goes out to all my people
Who have received packages
That weren't that great
I got up in the morning and I opened the door
I was on my way to work I had to sit and be a clerk
That's when I looked down and I saw it on the porch
A package from the internet it said it's from Porsche
What's that strange package on my porch?
What could it be?
Comin' from Porsche?
I don't even know
What it could be
It might even be
A freaking disease
Like Ebola or the Swine Flu
It could kill me or even worse do
I don't even know what this thing is
It could be bad or it could be good
So I opened it up and I see it is
A big old giant piece of poop
Turns out I sent that letter to my grandma
She didn't like it because she thought it was a bad letter
Or something like that
So now I've got this kinda juicy package in my hand
Not really sure what I had planned
Though maybe it would be something good
But it wasn't
And so now I'm sad
But then I remember
Some guy at Walmart
He ripped me off and cut in my line
So I'm gonna go to the Walmart and wait
Gonna see him and throw it in his face
The package
He's gon be stinky
That's the end of the song
Stinky boy
I hope I find this Walmart guy
Cuz he's gonna get it
Shouldn't have cut in my line

Written by:
Jayden Hertz

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