First World Kids With First World Problems - Puppy Kitty

He's just a super stupid kitty
He poops in a box and his food is really shitty
He cleans himself daily and he sleeps like a log, but
Other than that he might as well be a dog

Puppy kitty
Drinks from the toilet bowl and begs for food
Puppy kitty
Sits around the house while not being crude

He's just another kind of puppy
One with long whiskers and his tail is kinda fluffy
At least when I pet him I will sometimes hear him purring
Before and after, he's a dog, but apparently not during

Puppy kitty
Approaches the other cat and sniffs his bum
Puppy kitty
Nothing will erase the fact that you are fucking dumb
(Fuck!)

Written by:
Mike Shoolbraid

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