Nu Gods - Can't See My Dick

My mom's a cock block so I had to get slop from a thot
Around the corner behind the cop shop
I drugged her with the fizz followed by the plop plop
Like I was the shit
I left her dead in the ditch with her head lopped off
And her feet sawed off
Pawned off to the pimp down the street for another dumb broad
(For another dumb broad, for another dumb broad, for another dumb broad, look)
Wanted to rap so I could sound like a gangster
Giving you a blank stare
As I bang you in the same chair
Where your mans plays solitaire
While your kids are in day care
Matter of fact your mans is looking now
So I stare back like, "hey there"
I smoke crack while jammin' Tom Petty in a Ford Pinto
Fuck free fallin' I'm free basin' like The Pioneers
Didn't pay for empty spaces
With a dude named Floyd wearing a pink tie in my grandma's basement
While Jarren Benton screams "they have no faces"
Damn you must be trippin'
Then I see Shannon dancing in the mirror sticking himself with a taser
(What the fuck this guy is on drugs)
I'm blinded by my belly got a fat bitch eatin' on my dick like it was covered in jelly
I can't see the fucking thing so I could give a fuck less what you tell me
Lift my ballsack up tell me what you smell B
She started yelling about relish and kelp some cheese
Screaming for help as I throat fucked her like the ease
Burn in hell you fucking sleaze
(Yeah, all you sleazy bitches)
(Skit)
This song isn't about the rhyme scheme it's about the message
What the message?
How you better count your blessings
Jesus is gonna be dead in about three seconds
One, two, boom
He's shot in the head like JFK after he won that election
This time I'ma burn his body so there's no resurrection
So there's no resurrection

Written by:
Brady Rhodes

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