The Barren Marys - On the Couch

I heard she broke up with her boyfriend, yeah he was a maniac
I ran into her at the Wawa, said she's never going back
And then she asked me for a ride home, but she 'aint got a place to stay
She's sleeping on my couch now, and she won't ever go away
Shes sleeping on my couch now, she's watching my TV
I'm sitting in my bedroom, what the fuck is wrong with me
She's' smoking all my weed now, she scraped up all my kief
Only left me all the roaches and a bunch of stems and seeds
She's eating all my pizza, she scraped off all my cheese
Only left one pepperoni, and a bunch of anchovies
She drinking all my whiskey, she drank my IPA's
Only left my flavored vodka, and a bottle of rose
She's locked up in my bathroom, because she had too much to drink
She's clogging up my toilet and she's puking in the sink

Written by:
Christine Kramer, Corey Meyers, John Sheppard, Steve Phillips

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