Jacob Didas - Nicest Guy

Nice guys finish last I'll be in the back, bitch
Never did I want the ball, you can have it back kid

Fuck sports, fake smiles, no goals, all season, I'm fine
Freezie pops, half time, I know, your mom's supplying

I'm the nicest guy
Better step back or I'm gonna fight you guy
I gotcha grandma talkin' like my, my, my
If it was back in my day we'd go on all night
So keep that in mind when you
See me help her with the groceries
I got ulterior motives I been watching oldjes
So know that I'm cocked and I'm loaded
There will be explosions

Promise I'll be polite
Nice guy so I'm thinking I'll roll the dice
No fighting, I'd rather go love tonight
How 'bout a hug tonight
Oh what a lovely night!

But your boy wanna fight me tho
Yeah well, that boy had troubled life
Face facts, he ain't gonna fight me
If I drop my drawers and yell
I'm gonna love you right!

I'm gonna love you right
Yeah I'm gonna love you right
You know that I love you right
And I'm hoping to spend the night

Now you lookin' at me screwed up
You were thinking we were gonna fight
But I can tell you had a bad day
And I'm nice...

Me and my new friend sitting in a tree
Smokin' on the stickiest that you have ever seen
First comes love never rush into marriage
Have less children 'cause our planet's on fire

I'm the nicest guy
Step back I ain't tryin' to fight you guy
Rather have a long chat, tell me 'bout your life
We can share life lessons and I might cry
Or would that be too real for you?
Gotta give credit where credit is due
Man I feel for you
I see real you
Seeking approval that none of
Your friends wanna give to you
Fuck 'em I think I believe in you
Let's blow this spot and then
We should get matching tattoos
Like a heart that is split into two
Your initials in mine and then
Mine can be inside of you
Wait, No!
You misheard me that's not what I'm into
Man you got no reason to worry
It's strictly platonic
I've not met your parents
We're not in a hurry
So you should not really be concerned

You should just do it
This world just ain't like it used to be
You ain't a friend to me
I offered friendship with all the amenities
Hell or high water and now you dead to me
This is how men can be
Afraid of some contact
Like I'm defense and I'm guarding hard
And you got the balls so I'm guardin' harder
Don't get me started
People always expecting the worst of me
Like I'm maliciously holding this door for your family
I 'aint just plannin' to slam it
As soon your grandma leaves
Said I got what your grandma needs
Let me give you my gameplan
I'm gonna run around town doin' thangs man
Real bad, forty percent tip make 'em real mad

I'm the nicest guy
Ten percent chance that I'm into guys
I like long walks don't talk please be silent
Like maintenance this caulk needs to dry, man
And that was not sexual
I'm talking 'bout building relationships
Working on patience, developing empathy
I feel the real you
This an inception and now I'm inside of you

Now I'm inside of you
Now I'm inside of your mind
And now that I'm inside your mind
I'll offer you mine
The moments split up into time
I'm feeling 'em flying
Like Cirque du Soleil I been tryin'
Been jumpin' in rings lit on fire
To penetrate minds
So make sure you never forget
You're messing with the nicest guy

Written by:
Jacob Didas

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