Wild Bill Helium - Bologna Boy
I just can't eat more hamI just can't eat more turkey
I don't need mortadella
I just want some bologna
Pastrami doesn't do the trick
And I can't eat roast beef, no
Liverwurst is close
But still I feel so lonely
You might think it's gross
But it's the only lunch meat that I enjoy
I'm sitting in the cafeteria all alone
The Bologna Boy
I've tried pastrami once
Sure, I like pepperoni
I tried some sopressatta
But it's just not bologna
Prosciutto gets too tough to chew
Is there something else you could show me?
A pimento or an olive loaf will do
But it's just not bologna
You might think it's gross
But it's the only lunch meat that I enjoy
I'm sitting in the cafeteria all alone
The Bologna Boy
You might think it's gross
But it's the only lunch meat that I enjoy
I'm sitting in the cafeteria all alone
The Bologna Boy
Written by:
Wild Helium
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