Kemo the Samurai - Itchin' My Balls

Rob Halford Itches his Balls so much...
It should be Breaking the Law!

There I was discretely waiting
'Til no one was around
In my pants they're suffocating
As I shift them up and down
All good things... they come in pairs
Is there a pharmacy nearby
All boys know... there's not anything
Except a scratch to make it right

Itchin' my balls, Itchin' my balls
Itchin' my balls, Itchin' my balls
Itchin' my balls, Itchin' my balls
Itchin' my balls, Itchin' my balls

How the hell does Freddy Krueger
Scratch his evil crotch
I've got some Tough Actin' Tinactin
To help relieve deep nuts
Girls don't know what it's like
Scabies can be cruel
If they did... they'd find themselves
Scratchin' their family jewels

Itchin' my balls, Itchin' my balls
Itchin' my balls, Itchin' my balls
Itchin' my balls, Itchin' my balls
Itchin' my balls, Itchin' my balls

"Let me see you scratch your balls
Come on, try it.
Now first, there's your basic shift
Hmmmm... Hehhhh...
But that's not always enough
Sometimes you gotta get inside"

Girls don't know what it's like...
"Dig a little, let some air in, move things around"
"Yeah, well maybe my balls don't itch?"
"All balls itch... It's a fact"

Itchin' my balls, Itchin' my balls
Itchin' my balls, Itchin' my balls
Itchin' my balls, Itchin' my balls
Itchin' my balls, Itchin' my balls
Itchin' my balls, Itchin' my balls
Itchin' my balls, Itchin' my balls
Itchin' my balls, Itchin' my balls
Itchin' my balls, Itchin' my balls

Written by:
KEVIN JON HITAFFER

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