Glacial Erratic - I Only Like Jeans

This one time I was invited to my cousin's wedding
My wife said, "Get your clothes ready in advance
So you aren't scrambling at the last minute
Because that always happens and then you end up wearing something ridiculous
"Know what, just like go to Mark's Work Warehouse or something
And buy yourself a decent pair of dress pants
Because you can't wear jeans to a wedding again Dave
You can't be the guy in jeans"

But I only like jeans
I only like jeans
I only like 'em uh jeans (Even to a wedding)
Oh yeah, I only like jeans

The night before the wedding I was rooting around in my closet
Searching for the dress pants I got married in 20 years ago
And they were baggy, and they were too short and you know what?
I think they were pleated
And my wife came in and said
"Oh my god. Really? Oh my god. You have to be kidding me"

I only like jeans
I only like jeans
I only like 'em uh jeans (Even to a wedding)
Oh yeah, I only like jeans

Written by:
Dave Loopstra

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