Infinity Greenhouse - Santa's Dead

Santas dead
They put a bullet in his head
Santas dead
Grandmaster killed him now he’s fucking dead
Santa died
When you were asleep last night
They tried to hide the body
But they couldn’t they’re so sorry
They thought he was breaking in
Oh what a sin
Luckily thanks to the castle doctrine in California state law
You can legally shoot anyone who comes onto your property
But at least now the elves are free
They were never really elves
They were just Chinese children
Ooh Chinese Children
Cause Santa was kinda a fucked up guy
But they didn’t really know that before died oh Santa
Why Santa?
Cause he never feed his reindeer
And he never feed his slaves
Expect for one night year
And all he'd give them was fucking cookies
And he never loved his wife
So she cried herself to sleep at night
Now she’s fucking glad that he died
(That's kinda fucked up)
Santas Dead
Shot him right in the head
Santa died
Shot him right between the eyes
Santas Dead
Shot him right in the head
Santa died
Shot him right between the eyes
But at least now its Christmas time
It doesn’t really matter that Santa died
Fuck Santa!
He exploited the lack of anti enslavement laws and child labor laws in the North Pole!
But Santas dead
Yeah he dead

Written by:
Aaron Stafford

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