Infinity Greenhouse - A Fucked Up Christmas

It's Christmas time and we're back at it again
Lets have a fucked up Christmas full of lots of sin
So spike the punch bowl at your next family gathering
All the kids are drunk and the parents don’t really know why
Uncle Jerrys kinda insane, He’s doing cocaine in the bathroom he might die
And then he’s gonna tell all the children
That “Santa is just a lie!”
Lets have a fucked up Christmas, fucked up
This party is the best
Aunt Lucy is wasted off her off ass
And Uncle Jerry is just a mess
This is how I celebrate Christmas
It's a fucked up holiday fest
Its great to be invited to this pot luck
Where everybody's gettin super duper duper duper duper fucked up
You know cause, Christmas time is for family and all that stuff
So I brought over a tray of special treats
And everyone had one cause were all family
But what they don’t know is
I spiked them all with LSD!
Lets have a fucked up Christmas, fucked up
Everyone is tripping out
They think the dog is Rudolf
And they’re talking to him now
This is how celebrate Christmas
Don’t like it get the fuck out
Getting HIV from a hooker on Christmas Day
The only gift I received and it never really goes away
I should’ve tipped her but come on its Christmas Day
Cocksucker motherfucker, It is Christmas time
Time to fuck your sister, and mother and fuck your wife
Come on can you blame me, its Christmas time
Lets have a fucked up Christmas, fucked up
You’re whole family now has aids
Fucked up Christmas, fucked up
This Christmas is so great
I wish it could be Christmas every single fucking day

Written by:
Aaron Stafford

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