The Buh House Band - Merry Fucking Christmas

Holy fucking shit
What the fuck do you think is happening right now
It's on the I-95, what the fuck
You're bound to fuckin' Greenwich, what are you doin?
You're coming from Greenwich Village you're going to fuckin Greenwich, Connecticut
What are you doing?
You don't take I-95 the entire fucking way!
What you do, you take the Brunswick Expressway
You go from the city, you take the expressway to the Hutchinson Parkway
The Hutchinson River Parkway, you stupid INBRED mothafucka
You don't take I-95, you get the stupid Westchester traffic
What the fuck do you think is happening?
I don't get it
Stupid fucking Westchester traffic
I don't fucking get it
It's almost as bad as the Taconic State on Thanksgiving
So bad
So bad
So bad

You take the 32 up to fucking Cairo, what the fuck do you do then?
That's so stupid, that town isn't even a fucking place
What are you doin, you wanna go to Troy?
You wanna go to Troy, New York?
You take the 32, you don't take the 23
You don't take the 23
You don't take the 23
You don't take the 23!

Written by:
Sacha Meytin, Zachary Vogel

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