Mikey Lax. - Father Time

I been on the phone with father time
He called to ask me when I think I'd like to die
I told him anytime is fine
I been ready since the minute I's alive
I been on the phone with father time
He called to ask me when I think I'd like to die
I told him anytime is fine
I been ready since the minute I's alive

Legendary, like the wizard with the scarred head
I caught an actual Charizard, it aint Farfetch'd
I got a store on every corner, I'm not laundrin
I'm the fuckin mattress king, and I'll deliver you a car bed
Devour my trousers, whatever Bart said
Performin lyrical miracles, kiss the carpet
Knockin over Paris in my diaper and I'm
Headed to the chapel, sittin in a stroller, inside of Reptar's head
Imma ask Obama he could be my dad
Democrat till I die, you can kiss my ass
I got a couple racks I made at Pizza Planet
Jack Jack of all trades, and you can't understand it
Tryna earn my merit badges, wound up on a trip with Carl
I smashed the Great Bambino's ball into Darth Vader's yard
He sent a message in the sky "Remember who you are"
So I found my pride, and killed my fuckin uncle Scar

I been on the phone with father time
He called to ask me when I think I'd like to die
I told him anytime is fine
I been ready since the minute I's alive
I been on the phone with father time
He called to ask me when I think I'd like to die
I told him anytime is fine
I been ready since the minute I's alive

I been a millionaire of sorts, since the fourth grade
I forfeit, I'm endurin all the sorrow that's been portrayed
I forgave the bullies that was kickin in my face
When my father passed away, cuz they were living their own torment
I used to fantasize about what I would do to them
Unscrew a tooth, remove the roof and tongue, and then I'd scoop the gems
I'd make em watch as I force fed them their eyeball
Let the squitos get their socket, as I watched the night fall
I died in 2009
I been observing from the bottom of my mind
I blacked out for a couple of years but
Every time somebody asks how I am, I'm fine
I cry when anybody tells me that they love me
I cry when *censored* says they wanna *censored*
I cry when I bite into the perfect sandwich
I won "Most Likely to Cry" at the Dundies

I been on the phone with Father Time
He called to ask me when u think I'd like to die
I told him anytime is fine
I been ready since the minute I was alive

Written by:
Garrett Allar

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