Mains & Monitors - 3/3 Weathertenko

The Weathertenko completely changed the playing field
You could potentially hit three Weathertenkos, one on each lap
And be done with the whole race super quickly in under 20 seconds possibly
Was hitting 3/3 Weathertenkos possible
I mean sure, theoretically it was
But Abney's odds of hitting a Weathertenko on any given attempt were only about 1 in 40
He needed to hit three of these in a row
So that puts the odds at about 1 in 64,000 that an attempt would be able to hit three Weathertenkos
In the summer of 2017 Abney made a decision
He was going to try to get a 3/3 Weathertenko run
And nothing was going to stop him
Yes
Let's go
I'm couch locked I can't even sit up anymore
I don't like this futon maybe I'll sleep on the floor
I can't stand to see my reflection in the window
I spent so many hours on my Nintendo 64
Just one more try I'll get it this time
I don't need sunlight I just need to find
Some way to appreciate my life
But there's nothing wrong with me I'm fine
I lied but I don't wanna fix it
I wanna pretend that I don't give a shit
I just wanna hit this speedrun trick
I'm sorry if I'm coming off as a dick
You can't tell me what I can and can't do
I don't have to listen to you no more
I just wanna play on my Nintendo
I just wanna hit the Weathertenko
You can't tell me what I can and can't do
I don't have to listen to you no more
I just wanna play on my Nintendo
I just wanna hit the Weathertenko
You can't tell me what I can and can't do
I don't have to listen to you no more
I just wanna play on my Nintendo
I just wanna hit the Weathertenko
You can't tell me what I can and can't do
I don't have to listen to you no more
I just wanna play on my Nintendo
I just wanna hit the Weathertenko
You can't tell me what I can and can't do
I don't have to listen to you no more
I just wanna play on my Nintendo
I just wanna hit the Weathertenko
You can't tell me what I can and can't do
I don't have to listen to you no more
I just wanna play on my Nintendo
I just wanna hit the Weathertenko

Written by:
Charles Chandler

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