Fear Boner - My Last Chicken

Woke up in the mornin' naked in the woods
Somethin' in my mouth and it don't taste good
Can't feel my feet and I don't know why
Just watched a chicken commit suicide
Ooooo my chicken caw-caw
Too much whiskey dick in a dog
Feelin' as dumb as a lump on a log
Tripped and fell on a patch of grass
Rolled on my back got a chicken in my ass
Ooooo my chicken caw-caw
Lady back home gonna set her free
Hope god damn she don't pee on me
Pushed her in the oven now she country fried
Need a new chick cause the last bitch died
Ooooo my chicken caw-caw
Ooooo my chicken ba-cah

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Fear Boner

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