ColdmaN5 - How a Group of Eyebrows and Matthew Broderick Ruined My Christmas

Knock knock knock
There's always someone at your
Front door when you least expect it
You know that feeling you get when
You feel someone right behind you
Well I know who it is

Matthew Broderick has a group
Of eyebrows and they will
Ruin your Christmas

Nothing but silence

Is the hair on the back of your neck
Starting to stand
That's what he wants
Him and his eyebrows
They're coming again

Matthew Broderick has a group
Of eyebrows and they will
Ruin your Christmas

Silence surrounds the eyebrows

It's Christmas morning
And blood will be drawn
By Matthew Broderick and his
Crazy eyebrow army

Matthew Broderick has a group
Of eyebrows and they will
Ruin your Christmas

Santa won't be in your house this year
But Matthew Broderick will

Matthew Broderick has killed everyone
His eyebrows

The eyebrows raise the dead

Many children will not have a Merry Christmas
Thanks to the bloodletting Matthew Broderick
And his eyebrow army

Silence for good

Written by:
Scott Donnelly

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