ColdmaN5 - Regis Philbin + 2 = Good Quality TV

At 9 am every morning I flip on
The TV to see what celebrities are on talk shows
I flip on Live with Regis and Kelly
Man that's quality TV.

Good quality TV comes in all shapes and sizes
But not the size of Regis Philbin
Kelly is a side kick
Gelman is a side kick
Kathy Lee is a has-been

What's up with Kathy Lee anyway
She was here for a while and now she's gone
I think the Coconut Men of the Norway Swamp
Took her away in their dune buggy

Good quality TV comes in all shapes and sizes
But not the size of Regis Philbin
Kelly is a side kick
Gelman is a side kick
Kathy Lee is a has-been

You ask any mathematician
They'll tell you that Regis Philbin
Plus 2 always equals good quality TV
Divided by 4

Written by:
Scott Donnelly

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