Wild Bill Helium - Gangster Shit

Ayo, I'm standing on a cop car pissing, and then I start shitting
Running shit like diarrhea y'all, listen
I got the game in the bag, no colostomy
I'm rolling like toilet paper, no apology
I sit back and wonder, click clack, get a plunger
Go after me and you'll get bitch slapped
By the smell
I drop shit hotter than hell, look at the stains on the bowl, you can tell
That I just had taco bell, and I'm bout to spend the rest of the day on the pooper
Crunch wrap supreme and a double chalupa
Good thing I brought my lap top computer
My shit splash, like a Steph Curry three
You ain't taking shits like me, look and see
'Cause this here is some grown man shit
You taking little shits like a bitch

Yo I'm the shit
Helium with the gas and I got a little bit
Losing feeling in my legs sitting on the toilet
Wild Bill dumping out and I got a full clip
Yeah, knock you out with the smell of my shit

I thought I just had to pee. Fifteen minutes later I'm still on the toilet
You don't want to go after me, then have to see the mess I made
Get my Glade and spray, because it smells like a tragedy
When it smells like a decomposing body, I took a big shit probably
And when that feeling hits me, I wonder
Will it be hard and lumpy, or soft and squishy
I'm on the toilet getting busy, and when I'm done pissing bro, I start shitting
You'll be outside listening
I'm with a newspaper, keep knocking, I'll be out later
I know I had a lot to eat at the Chinese buffet, and iHop earlier that day
And I still haven't taken a dump
It's gonna spray like a twelve gauge pump

Yo I'm the shit
Helium with the gas and I got a little bit
Losing feeling in my legs sitting on the toilet
Wild Bill dumping out and I got a full clip
Yeah, knock you out with the smell of my shit

When the DJ play my shit get hype
Take a shit, flush and wipe
Then wipe again, until you don't see no more shit
Then wash your hands in this bitch
Turn this up in the whip
Stop at a gas station take a big old shit
You can smell it on your clothes when you leave
God damn, you got a little bit of shit on your sleeve
Yo DJ play my shit! Get hype
Take a shit, flush and wipe
Then wipe again, until you don't see no more shit
Then wash your hands in this bitch
Let this bump in the whip
Stop at a gas station take a big old shit
You can smell it on your clothes when you leave
God damn, you got a little bit of shit on your sleeve

Yo I'm the shit
Helium with the gas and I got a little bit
I'm losing feeling in my legs sitting on the toilet
Wild Bill dumping out, yes I got a full clip
Yeah, knock you out with the smell of my shit

Written by:
Wild Helium

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