Sam Thraxx - My Roommate Is Moving in With His Gf

My roommate
Is moving in with his girlfriend
That means I can't afford to pay rent
He told me yesterday
That he's gonna move out in 30 days
It's too late
To convince him otherwise
Can't give him any beer or some other bribe
I know he made up his mind
And this sucks
Now a new apartment's what I gotta find

I'm on Craigslist
Tryna find somebody who ain't bat shit
I don't need much else but a mattress
But these ppl weird as fuck
Bro they savage
Old ass dude said I could rent for free
But I'd have to give him dick like every week
I don't wanna give dick
That's a no from me
Why's it so damn hard to find something cheap

My roommate
Is moving in with his girlfriend
That means I can't afford to pay rent
He told me yesterday
That he's gonna move out in 30 days
It's too late
To convince him otherwise
Can't give him any beer or some other bribe
I know he made up his mind
And this sucks
Now a new apartment's what I gotta find

Written by:
Sam Cohen

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