Newport JP - Snowblower (Skit)

JP
JP, get the fuck out of here dude

Benjamin rolled up, he's a snow blower
Stings my nose, I got a honey diesel odor
Wrapping Paper 'round a leaf just like a boa
Glue my ass to the couch, I'm in a coma
Deodorant on to turn into a mime
Two plus two, spoon on the table, lemon lime
Turn cash into splash, I got string between my teeth
Keep my nose above my clothes so I can fucking breathe
Whip my wrist around, it's looking fucking glazed
Keep a nozzle in my waistband in case I gotta spray
Burning so much gas that I think I might do deaf
I got heat and some chicken but I'm not a fucking Chef
She said that she was hungry so I took her to the deli
Then it's fucking nap time, she's got a daycare In her belly
I just pet her cat, hammer nails into the ocean
Bite into a peach, atomic bomb, mushroom explosion
Santa Clause, baking cookie, looking like a chimney
My wheels turn so fast, I outrun all the fucking Guineas
Pump gas in my lungs so I can take off in my rocket
Engine push my car so fast that 12 can't even clock it

Written by:
Jared Purslow

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