Claire Margaret Corlett - L.A.

No way am I gonna miss you - bye bitch!
You were way too small
I wanted bigger things
I needed to take my stuff and move away
You were gloomy
I needed sunshine
So I packed up my U-Haul and drove for days
You made me crazy
I went a bit insane
Don’t have a plan now but I know that I hate your rain
This is how I roll
I’ll get bored, then I’ll leave you to perish in this dump hole
Screw your stupid mountains and your ocean waves
Let’s be real, I never even liked you anyway
Too many umbrellas and another brunch place
Oh and by the way - I cheated on you with my gal, LA
She’s my first pick, yeah, I’m moving on quick
She’s my gal, LA
Movin' in with her today so get out of my way
She’s my gal, LA
Leavin' you in the past
Was the best choice I ever made
Why be negative in a place like this?
I think it’s safe to say that we have had our last kiss!
Now I got a Philz
Oh and a Pete’s too
And all you got is that Tim-Horton-Hears-A-Who?
Don’t feel bad though, you’ve got free health care
But wait - I actually need that one still... oops
Screw your stupid mountains and your ocean waves
Let’s be real, I never even liked you anyway
Too many umbrellas and another brunch place
Oh and by the way - I cheated on you with my gal, LA
She’s my first pick, yeah, I’m moving on quick
She’s my gal, LA
Movin' in with her today so get out of my way
She’s my gal, LA.
"Eh" - the greatest end to a sentence that the Canadians definitely came up with
You know, you don’t have to hate everything you’ve broken up with
You can still be friends
But I still moved to a place
With a trashy exchange rate
I need some USD, ASAP
Gotta make that money!
That money, yeah
She’s my gal, LA
Movin' in with her today so get out of my way
Get out of my way
She’s my gal, LA
She’s my gal, LA

Written by:
Claire Corlett

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