El Beezaire - Bat Soup in Wuhan

In Wuhan I ate bat soup
I poisoned the world in one fell swoop
To Italy I then flew
Shook a couple hands before I knew

I was contagious with coronavirus
I got a killer laugh and a murderous kiss
I gots the COVID-19
Nobody really knows what it means

It started out slow
A case here or there was a no-go
For the news to report on
Now ten million of us are long gone

It burst on the scene lickety split
It was all over before it hit
Shelves in the stores were wiped out fast
Most of us will not last

They first warned the old folks
To the young fucks it was some joke
But the disease struck at will
It didn't discriminate who it killed

The bodies are piling up in mounds
No time to dig holes in the ground
I just ate my neighbor's cat
Tasted just like a Chinese bat

Written by:
Brad Carroll

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