Handlaz - David Duchovny

It's the motherfuckin Handlaz
Well that's just lovely
Defilin' ya ex
Call me David Duchovny
Californicatin' with ya alimony payment
In the alley waitin' to take money she makin'
On the strength of the arrangement
I'm safe from the arraignment
Don't need permission
Sittin' in my position
I get consent
Cuz I'm payin' the rent
You get the boot
Cuz you ain't holdin' no loot
Hoes know I'm so cute
See me at the salon
Or in a bathrobe while I'm mowin' the lawn
I'd be hoin' yo mom
If she could make a buck
Gettin' paid to fuck
Like my favorite slut
I'm Daedalus makin' amazin' stuff
I'm Dan Mullen stuntin' in my gators cuz
I'm Brandon Lowe buntin' when the Rays are up
Still waitin' for the day the Sabres raise the cup
What's up
I told ya I was still doin' this
It's flap
Who it is?
It's us
The Handlaz
Your turn
Handlaz
My turn
The Handlaz
Fuck it up
Slip and slidin in my motherfuckin' penny loafers
Jump back kiss myself
Motherfuckin' Handlaz
Hot as Kandahar
Poppin Desert Eagles
Droppin' bombs like Agholor
Stickin' ya chicken
In a full Nelson
She's sick of your shit
Need her some Delsym
Or some Theraflu
Darin' you to share a few clues
With a rarer dude in a Panamera coupe
That ain't out yet
But it's on the way
Beeil dich
Hurry up
Andale
Since the stylus put Osiris on papyrus
Been cold as the coronavirus
Flowin' like the Nile does
Many tried us
All have fell
Like a 12 gauge shell
Cardale XFL
Slick spittin'
Greasily growlin'
My rap sheet speaks to increasingly foul shit
But nothin' sticks
See me skate on a judge
Like, "Hold my dick!" on a TD run
Takin' the plunge
I'm just here cuz I'm fine
Not cuz I'd get fined
Cuz I'm fine
Motherfuckin' Handlaz
It's the motherfuckin' Handlaz
Handlaz

Written by:
MICHAEL GEYER

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