Billy Creepshow - A Bad Beginning (The Ballad of Joe Shmo)

Longhorn Cafe would like to introduce to you
The country stylings of Joe Shmo
Howdy folks, this is Joe Shmo
Here to sing you my newest song
It's called My Heart Is Red, White, and True, yeehaw
I sleep under the stars and I get real high
I like my coffee black and my chicken deep fried
Due to some minor technical difficulties
Joe Shmo will not be performing tonight
Introducing instead, Billy Creepshow
With their new single, Patient Zero

Written by:
Billy Whitaker

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