Joan Smith & the Jane Does - Horny for Pandemic

Take a load off
All the things you endure
You're afraid of the virus
And we're afraid of the cure

Kids
Don't leave the house

Every day you'll feel the panic
We're always hungry
Are you still horny for a pandemic?

Kids
Don't leave the house
When there's no God to fear
Fear life itself

This just in
The pope has it
The Queen has it
The crazy Charlie Sheen has it

You're all so much smarter now

The army has it
The navy has it
The mayor of Soddy-Daisy has it
The dog's got it
The log's got it
The mad cows have all got it
Miraculously better now
Yet one mysterious orangutan roams free spewing greed
It's always been chaos anyhow
You invested in the wrong bomb
Healthcare will get you there

Kids
Don't leave the house
When there's no God to fear
Fear life itself

Written by:
Joan Smith, Richard Marsella, Thomas Juhas

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