Sweeney Toad - Hybrid Grey

We were hired for the North Korean government program
All we had to do was get it on to a seasonal slow jam
And oh damn this will be some easy money
I just had to convince my princess my honey
It's funny, we always wanted a baby maybe
But these circumstances seemed shady, and crazy
And lately, times have been existentially tough
But we can be set for life to essentially fuck
All we gotta do is create a little decent monster, Wild
Add an unknown chromosome to our mid season roster, I'll
Admit this seems like it's treason with a foster child
A half alien human hybrid baby, have we lost our minds, well
I don't know babe, I think it could work out, this kid could be a genius
He could out smart North Korea, she could out smart the world and lead us
And feed us, and greet us when we go shopping at Walmart

My bones will need your brains
We will get our rent paid
You will bleed and menstruate
Our spines will get bent straight
We will never be the same
With a baby hybrid grey
You won't bleed or menstruate
Our brains will get bent straight

Nine months later and our baby' s a teenager
Hyper accelerated genes our baby is a speed ager
With three majors in business, communication, biomedical sciences
And alliances all across the galaxy, it's all good y'all
A universal champion of fantasy football
And he stood tall as the biggest grey reptilian human
Baby booming breeding machine
We had more grand children agreeing to be
Ambassadors to set the planet free
Maybe things are good maybe it is we
That screwed everything up, embarrassing but
What can you do? But screw to create a new race
Maybe get a clue to not be such a human disgrace
Ya'll disgusting, disease and puss encrusted
The human race is a mustard seed within oblivion dust bins
So please stop, you did not have a good run
So please stop, this is so dumb, I'm Done

My bones will need your brains
We will get our rent paid
You will bleed and menstruate
Our spines will get bent straight
We will never be the same
With a baby hybrid grey
You won't bleed or menstruate
Our brains will get bent straight

Written by:
Michael Sweeney Jr

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