Chubbz Nipple - This Is an Intro (feat. Phila King)

Hi there!
My name is Chubbz
I’m a pretty silly guy and
I decided to make a mixtape during quarantine cause
What the fuck else was I supposed to do?
I just wanna warn you
A lot of what I say in these songs is rude and frankly pretty upsetting to the average listener
But should be taken with a grain of salt
Cause it’s a joke!
Ok?
Don’t cancel me!
Haha
Welcome to the record ho-ho-ho
Yeah!
Ayo, it’s Chubbz at the strip club, tossing Washingtons
Got your chick as wet as two hydrogens on an oxygen
In my element, it’s evident I’m heaven sent (Yeah!)
Handsy as Hellen Keller is deaf-initely intelligent (ooo!)
Nemesis of feminists, opposite of celibate
My dick gettin’ more estrogen than Ellen DeGeneres
I’m a degenerate gentleman (what?)
Rappin’ fly as pelican while lackin’ the melanin
White brethren developin’ plentiful presidents
My pockets have been shelterin’ several Benjamins
I’m all up in her (freaky) like a fuckin’ Premarin
Rhymes blowin’ minds like your gettin’ rocked with lead, Zeppelin
Take a stairway to heaven yo
You don’t got a pot to piss in (nope)
My net got seven O’s
I got fossil vision
Watch my legacy get set in stone
Got a leg up on the competition
Bitch I got 11 toes (Let’s go!)
Incredibly professional heterosexual
Offensively impeccable
His pen and pencil be tellin’ jokes (Ha!)
“I’m sick of all the raps about his testicles and genitals!”
Bitch eat my ass, my whole rectum is edible (Haha, Yeah!)
Welcome to the record ho-ho-ho
I’m steady feeding, eating season homie (Yeah!)
Feelin’ like a Tempurpedic, they be sleepin’ on me (ooo!)
When I’m dealin’ with depression
I sit back and count my blessings
Hey, at least R. Kelly isn’t peeing on me
Haha
Chubbz
It’s The Quarantapes, bro
Take it out Nick
Yeah!

Written by:
Joshua Barlow

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